The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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