please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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