its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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