Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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