You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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