The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
