her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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