holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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