Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I think I won the penis lottery.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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