Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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