I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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