Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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