need another drink. this is the easiest way
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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