So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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