i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize