what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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