blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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