So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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