Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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