The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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