I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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