Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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