If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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