he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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