I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
