dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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