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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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