So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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