I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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