Small penises have feelings too.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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