so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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