you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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