he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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