It's just like the Real World with babies
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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