Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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