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He played with my vagina like it was a turntable

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(407): View more from Florida

He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.

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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.

(978): View more from Massachusetts

Thats a chance were just gonna have to take

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(734): View more from Michigan

this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card

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(563): View more from Iowa

I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.

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(765): View more from Indiana

You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."

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