He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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