can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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