Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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