Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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