He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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