D3 body, D1 cock
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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