Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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