Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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