people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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