ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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