He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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