Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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