used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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