He disabled his match.com account in front of me
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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