fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
sex on a bike is impossible
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