How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
